[Web4lib] Brilliant Database Marketing Campaign (UNCLASSIFIED)

[K.G. Schneider]

> But I says, I do, that I'd druther espy a nekkid rogue readin' a book!  
>  

Then lassies could ask, arrrr, 'tis that a National Union Catalog in yer
pocket, or are ye only attemptin' to greet me?

Pirate Karen