[WEB4LIB] RE: FBI to monitor libraries - Howard Pasternack

[Scott Furciniti]

It's not possible to profile the aliens because they
always seem to use their powers of invisibility when
visting the library.  We do know that they enter the
library because they sometimes trigger our security
alarm, and other times cause our computers to act in
ways that cannot otherwise be explained.  But, I
attribute these computer abnomalies to an extremely
small fringe group.  So, even if the aliens were
visible, I would be against profiling. :-)

Remember, there have been several generations of
aliens in Roswell since the crash of '47.  Most of
them are respectable, hard working citizens. 

Regards,
Scott Furciniti

--- Howard Pasternack <Howard_Pasternack at brown.edu>
wrote:
> At 10:42 AM 6/4/2002 -0700, you wrote:
> >Scott Furciniti, Systems Administrator
> >Roswell Public Library
> 
> Do you profile aliens in Roswell.  Sorry, I couldn't
> resist :-)
> 


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