[WEB4LIB] Re: New From Filtering Facts

[Bob Razer]

On Tue, 20 Oct 1998, Dan Lester wrote:

> Yeah, I should know better than to respond to David's
> most-likely-apocryphal stories....but this one I just don't understand.
> Maybe someone can answer the questions below.....and off list is fine with me.
> 
> 
> Why did it take an examination of the patron's hands?  Did the staff member
> where rubber gloves for such examination?   I would surely hope so.  And,
> if ejaculation is, by policy, I presume, an inappropriate activity for the
> library, why did it take an examination of his hands to determine that?
> And, is ejaculation the problem, or is the real problem that he didn't
> clean up.   Heavens, there are much worse restroom activities I've cleaned
> up after in academic libraries over the years.


	Obviously, the examination of hands showed hairy palms.