Virus Warning!!!! [This is a Joke]

[rhterry at RBSE.Mountain.Net]

Hi all,

Just wanted to brighten the afternoon for those whom are stuck inside on 
this beautiful day, enjoy !

 Virus alert!!


 If you receive an e-mail with a subject line of "Badtimes," delete it

 immediately WITHOUT reading it. This is the most dangerous E-mail

 virus yet.


 It will completely re-write your hard drive. Not only that, but it will

 scramble any disks that are even close to your computer.


 It also demagnetizes the strips on all your credit cards, reprograms

 your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses

 subspace field harmonics to scratch any CDs you try to play.


 It will recalibrate your refrigerator's coolness setting so all your

 icecream melts and your milk curdles. It will give your

 ex-boy/girlfriend your new phone number.


 This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. It will drink all

 your soda  and leave dirty socks on the coffee table when you are

 expecting company. It will hide your car keys when you are late for

 work and interfere with your car radio so that you hear only static

 while stuck in traffic.


 When executed "Badtimes" will also give you nightmares about circus

 midgets. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with

 Rogaine.


 "Badtimes" will give you Dutch Elm disease and brown patch.


 If the "Badtimes" mail message is opened in a Windows 95 environment it

 will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hairdryer plugged in

 dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the

 forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, but it will also

 refill your skim milk with whole milk.


 It is insidious and subtle. It is dangerous and terrifying to behold.

 It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve.


 Be afraid.


 Be very, very afraid.

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