Happy Thanksgiving

[Wilfred Drew]

HOW TO COOK A TURKEY 
Step 1:  Go buy a turkey 
Step 2:  Take a drink of whiskey (scotch) OR   JD 
Step 3:  Put turkey in the oven 
Step 4:  Take another 2 drinks of whiskey 
Step 5:  Set the degree at 375 ovens 
Step 6:  Take 3 more whiskeys of drink 
Step 7:  Turn oven the on 
Step 8:  Take 4 whisks of drinky 
Step 9:  Turk the bastey 
Step 10:  Whiskey another bottle of get 
Step 11:  Stick a turkey in the thermometer 
Step 12:  Glass yourself a pour of whiskey 
Step 13:  Bake the whiskey for 4 hours 
Step 14:  Take the oven out of the turkey 
Step 15:  Take the oven out of  the turkey 
Step 16:  Floor the turkey up off of the pick 
Step 17: Turk the carvey 
Step 18:  Get yourself another scottle of botch 
Step 19:  Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey 
Step 20:  Bless the saying, pass and eat out
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Wilfred Drew (Call me "Bill"); Associate Librarian (Systems, Reference)
SUNY College of Ag. & Tech.;   P.O. Box 902;  Morrisville, NY 13408-0902
E-mail: DREWWE at MORRISVILLE.EDU powwow:drewwe at wedrew.lib.morrisville.edu
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